Friday, May 6, 2011

JOKE: Dumb Nurse





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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week‚ I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!" 

The second doctor said‚ "That's nothing. Earlier this week‚ I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!" 

Suddenly‚ they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor‚ "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"

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