"You shouldn't say things like that in a crowded office!"
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong. I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "Because you embarrass the other people waiting here. Say there's something wrong with your ear or something instead and then discuss your problem with the doctor, in private." The man left, waited in the hallway for a while and then reentered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," said the man, loudly. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled because he had taken her advice.
"And just what's wrong with your ear, sir?"
And he bellowed, "I can't piss out of it!"