Friday, September 16, 2011

JOKE: Gone Fishing

Fred, Bill and Ed were fishing when Fred stood up to get a beer, lost his balance, and fell out of the boat. Ed said, "What'll we do?"

Bill said, "Jump in after him. Fred can't swim!" Ed jumped in and, after what seemed like an eternity, finally surfaced.

"Bill! Help me get him in the boat." Struggling, they finally wrestled Fred back into the boat. Ed said, "Now what? I don't think he's breathing."

Bill said, "Give him mouth-to-mouth." As Ed did, he recoiled.

"Damn. I don't remember Fred having such bad breath."

Bill said, "Yeah, and I don't remember Fred wearing a snowmobile suit, either!"
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