Becky woke up and told Sam, her husband, about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones as low as $10."
Sam asked "What about one my size?"
To which Becky replied: "Didn't get a bid!"
Sam wanted revenge, so the next morning he told Becky about his dream."I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one's sold for$1,000 and the loose ones for $10."
Becky asked "What about ones like mine?"
To which Sam responded, "That's where they held the auction."