It was Harold's first day in the car pool. He came running out and got about halfway down the walk, when he heard his wife growl behind him. He ran back up the steps, spread her bathrobe, bent over, kissed her down there, ran back down the walk, and hopped in the car. After a few seconds of silence, Walter just had to ask, "Harold, it may be none of my business, but why'd you kiss her like that?" Harold said, "You wouldn't believe her breath in the morning!"
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