Wednesday, October 5, 2011

JOKE: I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure...hep da jokez


"The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!"

"A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!"

Q: What's the cheapest kind of meat?
A: Deer balls. They are under a buck.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Pick Pocket with a Peeping Tom?
A: A person who Watches Snatches!

Q: What do you get when you cross a mule with a sack of onions?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

The bear looks at the rabbit and says,"Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbits says,"No..." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.


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