"The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!"
"A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!"
Q: What's the cheapest kind of meat?
A: Deer balls. They are under a buck.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pick Pocket with a Peeping Tom?
A: A person who Watches Snatches!
Q: What do you get when you cross a mule with a sack of onions?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
The bear looks at the rabbit and says,"Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbits says,"No..." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.