Wednesday, November 23, 2011

JOKE: Jewish Modesty

A Catholic, a Protestant, an Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!

Protestant: I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!

Muslim: I am a fabulously rich prince.... I will buy Microsoft!

They then all wait for the Jew to speak....
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:
I'm not selling!!!...

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