JOKE: An English family was shopping

An English family was shopping when the young son picked up a Scotland football shirt and said to his sister, "I've decided to be a Scotland supporter. I want this shirt for my birthday."

His sister was outraged, whacked him upside the head, and screamed, "Talk to your mother!"

The little lad took the blue football shirt to his mom. "Mum, I've decided to be a Scotland supporter. I want this shirt for my birthday." His mother was outraged, whacked him upside the head, and shouted, "Talk to your father!" So he did.

"Dad, I've decided to be a Scotland supporter. I want this shirt for my birthday." His father is outraged and whacked his son upside the head, bellowing, "No son of mine will ever be seen in that!" An hour later, as they were driving home, his father said sternly, "Son, I hope you've learned your lesson today."

The boy replied, "Yes, father, I have."

"Good. What did you learn?"

The son replied, "I've only been a Scotland supporter for an hour and I already hate you English bastards!"