"That's all right; we'll get to know each other there."
She consented and within 24 hours, they were lying by the resort pool. He climbed the 10-meter board, executed a two-and-a-half tuck gainer, entering the water without a ripple. He followed that up with several more dives, all perfectly executed. As he lay back down beside her, she said, "You were incredible!"
"I was an Olympic diver," he replied. "See, I told you we'd learn about each other."
Then she jumped in the pool and started doing laps, back and forth, rapidly: freestyle, breaststroke, butterfly. After at least thirty laps, she climbed out and lay back down beside him, barely breathing hard. He said, "Incredible! Were you an Olympic distance swimmer?"
She said, "No, I was a hooker in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania and worked both sides of the Susquehanna River!"