Friday, December 16, 2011

JOKE: A man fell in love with a beautiful woman

A man fell in love with a beautiful woman and offered to take her away on a trip to Mexico. She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."

"That's all right; we'll get to know each other there."

She consented and within 24 hours, they were lying by the resort pool. He climbed the 10-meter board, executed a two-and-a-half tuck gainer, entering the water without a ripple. He followed that up with several more dives, all perfectly executed. As he lay back down beside her, she said, "You were incredible!"

"I was an Olympic diver," he replied. "See, I told you we'd learn about each other."

Then she jumped in the pool and started doing laps, back and forth, rapidly: freestyle, breaststroke, butterfly. After at least thirty laps, she climbed out and lay back down beside him, barely breathing hard. He said, "Incredible! Were you an Olympic distance swimmer?"

She said, "No, I was a hooker in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania and worked both sides of the Susquehanna River!"

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