Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got this advice. "Wear your most elegant suit and tie. Don't let them intimidate you."
Confused, the man went to his rabbi. "Let me tell you a story," replied the rabbi. "A young woman asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. Her mother replied, 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes all the way up to your neck!' But then she asked her best friend, who said, 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.'
But then she went..." "Wait a minute, rabbi," the man interrupted, "exactly what does all this have to do with the IRS and me?"
"Simple," said the rabbi. "No matter what you wear, you're going to get screwed."