JOKE: Three doctors were having lunch

At an international medical conference, three doctors were having lunch. The French doctor bragged, "In France, medicine is so advanced, we can remove a kidney from one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in three weeks."

The German doctor bragged, "Ha. That's nothing! In Germany, we can remove a lung from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor said, "Hah! In America, we can take an asshole out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and half of the country will be looking for work the next week!"