Residents of a Guatemalan village have decided that a pig's odd human-shaped head is the doing of visitors from outer space, after strange bright lights were spotted hovering in the sky on the night of its birth.
The poor pig, which is one of a litter of 11, has been described as looking like a cross between a human and something from the Alien movies.
Farmer Laureano Escobar Arias said: 'I was shocked - it was a really terrifying experience. It looked like some kind of alien creature.'
However, local health officials have suggested that there are more earthly reasons for the pig's appearance.
'We don't know for certain but it could have been caused by a genetic problem or by environmental pollution,' one commented.
Along these lines, pathologists are investigating a series of animal mutilations in Wales, with aliens once again the suspected culprits.
It is thought that the surgical-style injuries are too sophisticated for other animals to cause and once again bright lights were seen near the scene.
this Italian bus driver has been suspended after passengers caught him driving, texting and talking on a mobile phone at the same time.
he was taking instructions on the mobile on how to set up email on his smartphone while using his elbows to steer through Rome’s notorious traffic.
this Italian bus driver has been suspended after passengers caught him driving, texting and talking on a mobile phone at the same time.
he was taking instructions on the mobile on how to set up email on his smartphone while using his elbows to steer through Rome’s notorious traffic.
A fox attacked a man outside an auto repair shop in Tyrone, Georgia – just east of Atlanta – and the attack is caught on surveillance tape. In the video Walter Wilson tried to kick away a fox after it got his arm. But that didn’t stop the fox. Wilson said, “He got back up came back for more and this time I was able to kick him pretty hard under the throat.” After that kick, the scraggly wild animal twitches on the ground but 14 seconds later, it gets back up, turns around and heads straight for the auto shop. The owner shut it out but the fox still wouldn’t leave them alone. It ran under wooden pallets then came out and attacked a worker next door. They hit it with the fire extinguishers and then it went crazy and bit one of the other workers. Tyrone Police Officer Todd Ruth says he decided he needed to stop the fox from hurting anyone else when it ran out of the building right towards him. “I didn’t know when he was going to jump up so I just decided to go ahead and take the shot.” One shot and the fight was over. The fox was dead. Now Wilson is recovering from puncture wounds and rabies shots - about 20 in all.
Frogman Tim Cotterill's Rocket II Trike You’ve got to have a brass set of jewels to throw a leg over a 1,000 hp HEMI powered trike. The creators of this monstrosity are none other than the guys at Blastolene, the same guys who created Jay Leno’s Blastolene Special utilizing an M47 Patton Tank V12 engine. This obscene creation is called the Rocket II and is owned by a gentleman named Tim Cotterill. It features a blown Hemi, stainless body and independent rear end. In the video we see the speedometer climbing upwards of 200 mph. If this is true or not I have no idea, but I would think that with that much power and enough road the big Rocket II super trike would be more than capable of hitting those speeds.
If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you sure could use some money.
If they start out with, "How are you today?" say,"Why do you want to know?" Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, and my dog just died" when they try to get to the sale, just keep talking about your problems.
If they say they're John Doe from XYZ company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
This works great if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ company" You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"
Cry out in surprise, "Judy, IS that you? Oh my God, Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the heck she could know you from.
Say "No," over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.
If MCI or AT&T calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply in as sinister a voice as you can. "I don't have any friends. Would you be my friend?"
If the company cleans carpets, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"
After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him / her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
Tell the telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to employees.
Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a telemarketer, set the receiver down, shout or scream, "Oh my God!" Then hang up.
Tell the telemarketer that you are busy at the moment and ask them to give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When they explain that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!" Hang up.
Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
Tell the telemarketer you are "grounded" and ask if they could bring you some beer.
Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.
Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "C'mon Leon, cut it out! Seriously Leon, how's your mom?"
If they are selling magazines, ask them if they come in Braille.
TIME OF YOUR LIFE Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life. So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
