A campus biggie went out for the first time with a vivacious little baton-twirling champion of the college marching band, and he ended up in hospital.
"What happened, Bob," inquired his visiting roommate?
"Let's call it a case of overreaction," groaned the patient.
"After the dance and a hamburger, we drove over and parked in Memorial Grove. Matters proceeded nicely, and we began some spirited groping - but then some jerk in the car alongside began to whistle the school fight song!"