Bobby was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."
Bobby readily agreed and the palm reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."
"That's true," said Bobby.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes," Bobby shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from the 'love line' on my palm?"
"Love line? No, from the calluses."