Wendy meets Tammy for lunch. "You're looking very tired today, Tammy. Did you have a late night?"
"Yes," replies Tammy, "but it was all very strange. While doing some gardening yesterday, I found a lamp, so I rubbed it and out popped a genie. He gave me a choice of two wishes."
"Wow," says Wendy, "so what were the choices he gave you, Tammy?"
"He said he could either give me an excellent, sharp, perfect memory, or he could give my boyfriend a huge member."
"So tell me already, Tammy, which did you choose?"
"I can't remember," replies Tammy.