An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahingesheissen." (Which means: Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.)
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Amishman says: "Use two hands, You'll get more."