Friday, June 1, 2012

JOKE: "Mom, what's sex?"

"Mom, what's sex?"

"Honey, sex is when a man buys you dinner and drinks, and then you spend the night with him."

"Well, then, Mom, what's super sex?"

"Super sex is when a man has his chauffeur pick you up in his limousine, he takes you to a luxurious villa, gives you caviar and champagne, a fabulous gourmet meal, fine wine, you spend many nights together with multiple and varied sex acts, and he gives you expensive diamonds."

"Well, then, Mom, what's love?"

"Love is a lie invented by men so that they can have sex for free!"

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