JOKE:

Two teenagers were arrested yesterday, one for drinking battery acid, and the other for eating fireworks. Police charged one and let the other off!

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One day, a bushman went walkabout and came upon a well. Curious about it, he peered inside but could not see the bottom. So he picked up a small stone and dropped it down the well. There was no sound. He then got a bigger stone and dropped it down the well. Again, no sound. Finally, he tried a huge stone, but still no sound. Spying a nearby log, he struggled until he managed to drop the huge log down the well, but there was still no sound. As he gave up, he saw a sheep charging him. He jumped out of the way just as the sheep flew past him and down the well. The puzzled bushman was trying to figure out what just happened when his buddy appeared. "Hey, mate! Did you see my sheep around here?" "No." The other bushman said, "Well, he can't have gone far, I had him tied to a log!"