Sunday, August 12, 2012

JOKE: Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Van Damme in Casting

A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an action docudrama about famous composers with several top stars. Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Van Damme were present. The producer really desired the box office oomph of these three, so they were prepared to allow them to select that famous composers they would portray.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, "I'll play him."

The producer was pleased. "Sounds splendid. But who do you want to be, Arnold?"

"I'll be Bach."

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