UPDATED LYRICS FOR OLD CODGERS
It was fun being a baby boomer until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:
Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye - Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba - Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And my favorite: Willie Nelson - On the Commode Again.
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