"No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat. You make that dress look fat."
"You don't have the guts to pull that trigger."
"This vest is guaranteed to be totally bullet-proof."
"Whoops."
"Hey, watch this!"
"I know how to fly a plane, I just don't know how to land."
"Oh, yeah? You don't look so tough."
"I'm sure it's perfectly safe."
"Don't worry. These natives aren't cannibals!"
"Here, hold my beer!"
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