A Jewish daughter says, "mother I'm divorcing Irv.
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece
when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."
Her mother says,
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an 8 bedroom mansion
you drive a $650,000 Ferrari,
you get $5,000 a week allowance,
you take 6 vacations a year and
you want to throw all that away...
Over 45 cents?"