Woman Tagged UK's Nastiest..Sex Act/Peeing On War Memorial

A woman caught on CCTV urinating on a war memorial before performing a sex act was forced to walk through a "guard of dishonor" as she arrived at court for sentencing.

Wendy Lewis - dubbed "Britain's most disgusting person" - turned up at Blackpool magistrates' court 40 minutes late and covered her face as she spotted a media scrum waiting for her.

War veterans, proudly sporting berets and polished medals on their blazers, lined the court steps to form the "guard of dishonour".

They clapped and shouted "Disgusting!" as she entered the building, to which Lewis replied: "F*** off!"

Lewis then disappeared from court, telling probation officers she had a "problem at home", and after six hours a warrant was issued for her arrest.

If she is found by police, she will spend the weekend in the cells until court resumes on Monday morning.

The 32-year-old admitted outraging public decency at an earlier hearing and is expected to be given a community service order as punishment.

She was caught on CCTV drunkenly urinating on the town centre memorial.

When police arrived they found her performing a sex act on a man sitting on the memorial.

Ian Coleman, president of the Royal British Legion Association, called her the "most disgusting person in this country" and said she should be jailed for her actions.

One of the war heroes waiting for her, former Royal Marine James Baker, 88, said: "This female, I nearly called her a lady, has disgraced her sex.

"It is unforgivable what she did in the face of these dead men."

Don Aiken, 85, who was also on the beaches on D-Day, said: "We have all come today to show our disgust at the actions of this woman on the cenotaph.

"It is sacred to ex-servicemen personally, because it holds the names of so many of our comrades who died in two world wars to defend the freedom of our nation."

Mr Aiken was present in court at the last hearing when the 30-minute CCTV recording was shown.

HE GOT THEIR GOAT

Goat chases baaaaad builders from third floor flat

Police suspected German builders were acting the goat when they complained an angry billy goat had chased them out of a third floor flat.

But when they turned up to investigate they found a fully grown male goat had indeed moved into the apartment in Offenburg, Baden-W�rttemberg.

The goat had been making a meal of the curtains that had been left behind while renovation work was carried out.

A police spokesman said: "We have no idea how that goat got up onto the third floor and entered the apartment. We also don't know who owns it - we have had no reports of a missing goat."

Police called in a local farmer who helped to capture the goat and has taken it to his farm while they attempt to find the real owner.

Cat won't share food with deer.

New Chinese benches are a pain in the butt LOL

Park officials in China have found a way to stop people from hogging their benches for too long - by fitting steel spikes on a coin-operated timer.

If visitors at the Yantai Park in Shangdong province, eastern China, linger too long without feeding the meter, dozens of sharp spikes shoot through the seat.

The spikes are too short to cause any serious harm - but long enough to prevent people from sitting on them comfortably.

Park bosses got the idea from an art installation in Germany where sculptor Fabian Brunsing created a similar bench as a protest against the commercialisation of modern life.

"He thought he was exaggerating. He didn't foresee that a very practical country like China might actually use them for real," said one critic.

Parks in China suffer from chronic overcrowding at weekends when millions of people try to escape the country's teeming cities.

"We have to make sure the facilities are shared out evenly and this seems like a fair way to stop people grabbing a bench at dawn and staying there all day," said one park official.

Dogs Can't Swiffer; Here's Proof

10-year-old accused of armed robbery will remain in custody

The 10-year-old Seattle boy who who police say shot himself in the arm Tuesday night during a botched robbery aboard a bus was ordered held in custody Thursday during a detention hearing in King County Juvenile Court.

The boy will remain in custody at least until his next hearing, scheduled for Tuesday. The boy's mother, Monisha Ford, cried when the court commissioner made her ruling; she had hoped he would be allowed to go home. The Times is not naming the boy because he is being prosecuted as a juvenile.

The boy, who is 4-feet-1, appeared in juvenile court with his right arm in a sling.

According to police, the 10-year-old was with a group of other juveniles when they tried to rob a 17-year-old boy on Metro's Route 7 bus. The 10-year-old ordered the older boy to empty his pockets while the other boys, ages 12, 14 and 15 surrounded the 17-year-old, police said.

The 17-year-old later told police he saw the 10-year-old unzip a backpack and reach inside. The older boy was afraid the younger boy was reaching for a gun so he grabbed him in a bear hug. During the struggle a gunshot went off inside the backpack, wounding the younger boy, police said.

The older boy feared the other boys would reach for the gun so he grabbed the backpack and ran out of the bus, police said. He was assaulted by the other boys after he left the bus, police said.

Police later found a .22-caliber semi-automatic handgun in the backpack.

Seattle police say this isn't the first time they've encountered the 10-year-old. They say he has a history of assault and robbing people with a pellet gun.

Skateboarding priest is an online hit

A skateboarding priest has become an internet sensation after attracting more than 250,000 hits on YouTube.

The Rev Zoltan Lendvai, 45, whose first board bore the papal coat of arms, believes skateboarding can pave the way to God for young people.

The video, Funny Priest Skateboarding, shows the Hungarian priest, clad in full clerical garb, displaying his moves.

He says his distinctive method of spreading the word on wheels is inspired by Saint John Bosco, reports the BBC.

The 19th century Italian priest and teacher dedicated his life to improving the lot of poor young people, using games as part of their education.

"Many times I have felt that this is the way I can bring many people a bit closer to Jesus," said the Rev Lendvai, who learned to skateboard at the age of 14.

However it was not until he started to serve as a priest that he realised the skateboard might be more effective than the sermon in turning young people towards the church.

Rev Lendvai, of Redics, a village on Hungary's Slovenian border, says he has already brought three teenagers, who didn't previously attend church, into his congregation.

GOT CAPTION? 8/20

JOKE: LITTLE BOBBY SCORES

Little Bobby comes running into the house from playing outside yelling "Mommy,Mommy I just screwed Mary Jane." His mother is mortified, she tells him"Bobby, thats not very nice, here's a cookie go on outside and play."

About 15 minutes later same thing happens. Again the mother tells Bobby that he should not talk like that. Gives him another cookie and sends him back out to play.

15 minutes later Bobby comes in again yelling "Mommie I just screwed Mary Jane." The father has been reading the paper in the Den jumps up runs into the kitchen and grabs a frying pan. The mother says: "Bob don't hit him he's just a little boy." The father says: "Hit him, Hit him? Hell, I'm going to fry him some bacon and eggs, he can't screw all day on cookies."

Flight Attendant Takes Baby Slapped by Mom on Flight

Southwest Airlines flight attendant Beverly McCurley took a child from a mother during a flight Monday after seeing the child slapped on the face and hearing passengers complain.

The mother told aviation police she slapped her crying 13-month-old daughter on a flight between Dallas and Albuquerque because the child kicked her, authorities said.

The incident has sparked an online debate about when onlookers should intervene in child discipline.

McCurley also told authorities the child had a black eye.

Both parents told aviation police the black eye came from a dog bite a few days earlier. The mother said an uncle, who had medical training in the military, treated the injury.

Aviation police officer Dana Baldwin said in a written report the mother demonstrated the amount of force she used by lightly hitting the officer's arm with an open hand. The officers did not ask where she slapped the child.

The baby was checked out by paramedics at Albuquerque airport, a scheduled stop on the flight to Seattle.

The names of the parents were withheld because they were not arrested or charged. The family boarded another flight to continue the trip.

Brad Hawkins, a spokesman for Southwest Airlines, could not provide details about specific training given to flight attendants to deal with such situations. However, he said they were "empowered to simply do the right thing and to maintain the security and the comfort of all of customers onboard."

Aviation police met the flight at the gate in Albuquerque at the request of Southwest Airlines and interviewed the parents, the flight attendant and a witness involving the report of parents aggressively disciplining their child.

Baldwin said the mother told him she "popped her when she kicked me and that was it." She told the officer she hadn't done anything wrong.

The mother also told Baldwin the baby was tired and crying, and "when she's screaming and she can't hear me say no, that's the only way I can get her to stop."

Aviation police officer Ernesto Rojas said in the report the mother demonstrated putting her finger on the child's lips to try to quiet her.

McCurley told the officers she saw the mother hit the child on the face with her open hand while the father yelled at the mother to stop screaming at the girl.

McCurley described the mother as agitated with the child, said the woman also slapped the baby on the legs and told the child to shut up.

McCurley said she took the baby and walked to the rear of the plane. She said the father came back, took the child and stood there with her until she fell asleep.

The father told the attendant the parents had several arguments about the mother hitting the child, according to the report.

He told police the mother would occasionally "pop" the child to stop her kicking and screaming, but that the baby had never been hit in the face.