JOKE: My wife..I think I'll keep her

A man, sitting at home alone, heard a knock on the door. He opened it to find two sheriff's deputies. One deputy asked, "Sir, are you married?" "Yes, I am, officer. Why?" "Do you have a photograph of your wife?" "Yeah." He grabbed a photo off the mantle. The deputy said, "I'm sorry, sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy replied, "I know, but she's an excellent cook, and the kids seem to like her!