Clerk Busted at Christian Bookstore After Peep Cam Found in Bathroom

Joseph David Ramon Moreaux

SIMI VALLEY CA.

A 28-year-old clerk at the "Family Christian Book Store" was arrested Sunday after authorities found a hidden camera in the store's restroom.

Joseph David Ramon Moreaux of Lancaster was arrested on charges of peeping with a recording device and issued a citation. He was later released.

Investigators say a female patron of the bookstore contacted the Simi Valley Police Department after she noticed what appeared to be a camera in the woman's bathroom.

Officers found a camera hidden in between boxes in the corner of the restroom, which was used by both men and women, police said.

They also found video on the recorder that showed Moreaux hiding the device.

He inadvertently recorded himself positioning the device, police said.

Police are now getting a search warrant for the bookstore.

They are trying to determine how long the camera had been placed in the restroom and how many victims there might be.

Priest accidentally shows racy photos while giving fundraising pitch

Rev. Edward Lyman

SCRANTON, Pa. - A northeastern Pennsylvania priest has been removed from his duties after church officials say he accidentally displayed inappropriate pictures from his computer before Sunday Mass.

The Diocese of Scranton said the Rev. Edward Lyman was using his computer on Oct. 25 to project an informational DVD about the annual diocesan fundraiser when four photos were displayed. They featured what church officials describe as "minimally attired adult males."

Diocese spokesman William Genello said the photos were not pornographic, did not include minors and were not taken by the priest.

Lyman has been removed as administrator of St. Anthony, St. Bridget and St. John the Baptist parishes in Throop. The diocese would not say where he is.

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