JOKE: the Palm Reader

Bobby was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.

Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."

Bobby readily agreed and the palm reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."

"That's true," said Bobby.

"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't

you?"

"Yes," Bobby shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from the 'love line' on my palm?"

"Love line? No, from the calluses."

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Nuns Busted For Marijuana in Uganda

Uganda police are investigating after a marijuana plantation was uncovered in the garden of a convent.
A regional police chief said that plants covering one acre had been found and uprooted in the southern Masaka district. Two nuns and two porters have been questioned.
One of the nuns has been quoted by local media as saying the marijuana was used to treat farm animals, such as pigs. Southern regional commander Emmanuel Muhuirwe said that only the porters had been arrested - not the nuns.
He said the nuns had been questioned because the garden was part of the convent. But he said no-one had been charged yet and the porters have been released on bail.

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