JOKE: The Fruits of Love

A newlywed couple was spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.  The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK. 

"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".  

The old man replied, "I thought so...would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window...they're choking my ducks!" 

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The Panda Rabbit is a short film written, directed and animated by Randy D. Rosario. It is a mixture of live action, puppetry, animation and stop motion.

The Panda Rabbit is hybrid animal who is not liked by the normal pandas because he is different. All he wants is someone he can talk to and the only friend he has is his television, but over time it possesses him. He realizes that his TV is not his friend but his biggest enemy and after turning it off completely he is left with boredom and stands outside his window. The Panda Rabbit is soon greeted with a surprise that can change his life.

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VIDEO: Where's Waldo? In Jail for Grabbing a Man By the Genitals and Kicking Him

DENVER - All she wanted to do was leave the bar with her booze, but it didn't go over so well and now a woman is in a lot more trouble than she bargained for.

On Oct. 15, Lori Waldo was drinking at a bar in the 4800 block of Bannock Street when police say she grabbed the bartender by his genitals and kicked him several times in the groin.

Waldo was upset because the bartender didn't let her leave the bar with her drink.

She's been charged with unlawful sexual contact and third-degree assault.

Russia holds suspect over theft of women's skeletons

Police investigating Russian grave robberies are holding a man after the remains of at least 20 women were found in his flat, Russian media report.

Mummified remains of 27 women were found in the flat in Nizhny Novgorod, a police source told government newspaper Rossiyskaya Gazeta.

The suspect, 45, is a local historian, Russian news agencies say.

He is believed to have dug up the remains of young women at various cemeteries and put dresses on them.

An official statement on the case is not expected until after Friday, a public holiday in Russia.

The remains are believed to have been stolen from local graves in Nizhny Novgorod, a city on the Volga.

The suspect may be charged with desecrating human remains, according to Rossiyskaya Gazeta.

He apparently specialised in exploring cemeteries and was planning to publish a guide book, it adds.

Differing figures for the number of sets of remains found in the flat were given by Russian media, from "more than 20" to 27, as reported by Rossiyskaya Gazeta.

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Dentist detained for putting genitals in patient's mouth

A male Chinese dentist has been detained by police for putting his genitals into the mouth of a female patient while carrying out surgery in a Shanghai hospital, officials at the hospital have said.

The incident occurred in the Qinpu Zhongshan Hospital on Friday in the city's Qingpu District when the male dentist told his female patient to close her eyes and open her mouth, which was considered to be normal for an oral surgery, but he suddenly put his genitals into her mouth, hospital official said. An official surnamed Wang said that further details of the incident could not be released as the case was still under investigation.

Wang said the dentist was about 28 years old, held a masters degree and had worked at the hospital for two years. He "has been an excellent dentist who never showed any signs of behaving like this," Wang added. She said the man had a girlfriend and the couple had already applied for a marriage certificate.

Some hospital officials assumed that the dentist was suffering from mental problems, such as depression, but the exact reason for his actions was still unknown. Wang said the incident happened in the hospital's department of dentistry, which is not totally enclosed and has rooms connected to each other. The hospital alerted the police when relatives of the woman fiercely protested against the dentist's behavior. Police are still looking into the case.

Man discovers pregnant fianc�e is his sister

Two South African lovebirds whose union appeared to be made in heaven were shattered when it was discovered that they were siblings. After five years of courtship, Jabu Ngomane and Thulisile Mhlabane, (not their real names), decided to take their relationship to the next level. They were shocked last Saturday when their families met for lobola negotiations.

The couple are expecting their first child next month. The two met in 2007 at university and fell in love. Their parents separated when the woman was eight months old and the man was two years old. Alfred Ngomane, Jabu's father, said he dumped his wife in 1983 because she was cheating on him. The girl was raised by her mother in Pienaar, outside Nelspruit, while her brother was raised by his father in Madras village in Bushbuckridge. Neither of them knew they had a sibling.

"It was love at first sight," Mhlabane said. "We were studying together at Tshwane University of Technology in Nelspruit. When I first saw him, we connected. We fell in love and since that day, we never looked back. All we wanted to do was just to have a family and many kids," she said. Mhlabane said her mother never mentioned that she had a brother somewhere.

"So you can imagine how shocked we were when they broke the news. We are going to have a child together. We do not know what we will tell him when he grows up," she said. Ngomane said he decided to pay lobola because his partner was carrying his child. The lovebirds said they planned to separate and were discussing a way forward with their separated parents. "We can't think straight at the moment and will just take everything one step at a time," he said.