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WEIRD INVENTIONS 2009

Burned or underdone toast could soon be a thing of the past thanks to a new glass toaster that lets you see your bread as it browns A Chinese man called Mr Bi has trained his cat to use his toilet. He spent seven years inventing the gadgets that allow his pet to flush away her mess. He now plans to sell his contraption to other cat owners A model demonstrates Triumph's "make-the-putt bra", which turns into a putting mat for the busy golfing woman. The garment has slots in which to store tees on either sides of the cups when worn and can roll out into a smooth putting mat A child demonstrates the PediSedate, which gently sedates youngsters by administering anaesthetic nitrous oxide gas through a headset as they play handheld consoles What better way to discourage bear attacks when camping in the woods than to make them think you've already been eaten by another bear? Artist EIko Ishizawa has created this sleeping bag for a warm and safe night's sleep The Amphicoach, an amphibious 50-seater luxury coach, is used in Malta. It is capable of 70mph on land and eight knots across water

JOKE: JEWISH CHRISTMAS

As a teacher, Ms. Jones, was very curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas.
She called on young Patrick Murphy.
"Tell me Patrick what do you do at Christmas time?", she asked.
Patrick addressed the class,
"Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings.
Then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our Toys".
"Very nice Patrick", she said.
"Now, Jimmy Brown what do you do at Christmas?"
"Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to Church with Mum And Dad and we sing carols and we get home ever so late.We put cookies and milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings.
We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents."
Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class
and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked,
"Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"
Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year.
Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory.
When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing
'What a Friend We Have in Jesus'.
Then we all go to the Bahamas."

JOKE: A guy gets pulled over by a cop for speeding

A guy gets pulled over by a cop for speeding.

As the cop is writing up the ticket, the guy asks, "Can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?"

"Yes" replies the cop.

He then asks, "Can you arrest me for thinking something?"

"No" replies the cop.

"Well then," says the man, "I think you're an asshole".