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JOKE: BUBBA'S SECRET

The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.

So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?"

So Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can have sex with them forever!"

The coach went home early one day, and went to the bedroom,

He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes, and started banging it on the dresser.

His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said.

"Is that you, Bubba?"

Pharmacist avoids jail after posting sex ad in customer's name

NORWALK CONNECTICUT -- A former pharmacist who created a sex posting for a customer after a fight with her was given a suspended jail sentence Tuesday.

After pleading guilty to reduced charges of misdemeanor second-degree harassment and felony fifth-degree computer crime, Jonathan Medina, 39, who spent a decade in the U.S. Marines and U.S. Navy, apologized to his victim.

According to his plea agreement, Judge Bruce Hudock gave Medina a six-year suspended jail sentence and two years probation. Identical counts of misdemeanor harassment and felony computer crime, which he was charged with when he was arrested last year, were all but dropped.

While on probation Medina is prohibited from contacting the woman and must undergo psychiatric evaluation and treatment, Hudock said.

In September, Medina's attorney, Jeffrey Denner, tried to get his client into a court diversionary program for first-time offenders that would have erased the charge from his record.

Though Norwalk Judge Maureen Dennis acknowledged Medina would probably not commit another crime, she would not grant the program because the charges were too serious.

The incident occurred on the night of Aug. 11, 2008, when the Norwalk woman became upset after Medina would not fill a prescription at the Westport Avenue CVS.

According to his arrest warrant affidavit, the woman reported to police that on Aug. 12, she began receiving calls from men answering a sex ad posted on craigslist.

The ad said, "Kinky Brenda looking for a good time." It listed how many "kisses" she wanted for half-hour, one-hour and 90-minute sessions as well as the woman's address and telephone number, the arrest affidavit said. The woman received 25 calls and one drive-up visitor to her home, the affidavit said.

During his September hearing, Medina said his life was hectic at the time the incident occurred. Medina, who was living in North Haven at the time with his wife of six years, was sleep-deprived and backed up with customers, and said his confrontation with the woman got the better of him.

"For some reason, I just let it get to me. I've never got that angry in my life. . . . I never had anything like this before," he said.

Craigslist gave the victim the e-mail address from which the ad was posted. It also showed that contact with the Internet was made via the Staples Wi-Fi system across Westport Avenue from CVS, the affidavit said. Police determined the e-mail account used was paid by a credit card billed to Medina.

By the time police filed the arrest affidavit, Medina had moved to Washington state.

Texas Restaurant Owner Arrested for Attacking Customer

BROWNSVILLE - A restaurant owner faces an aggravated assault charge. This is after police say she threw a plate a customer who complained about his order.

Maria Del Rayo Cordero already posted a $7,500 bond.

Police were called to El Rancho Alegre Caf�, or "The Happy Ranch Cafe," on East 14th Street Saturday afternoon. Investigators say the customer complained he was served a beef milanesa plate, instead of chicken.

Police say Cordero told the man to pay for the food anyway and leave. An argument ensued. The owner allegedly threw a tray of food and tea at the customer. The customer then threw the tea back. Police say that's when the owner grabbed a ceramic plate and hit the customer on the forehead. Paramedics treated him at the scene.

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Rape victim receives 101 lashes for becoming pregnant

A 16-year-old girl who was raped in Bangladesh has been given 101 lashes for conceiving during the assault.

The girl's father was also fined and warned the family would be branded outcasts from their village if he did not pay.

According to human rights activists, the girl, who was quickly married after the attack, was divorced weeks later after medical tests revealed she was pregnant.

The girl was raped by a 20-year-old villager in Brahmanbaria district in April last year. She was so ashamed following the attack that she did not lodge a complaint.

Her rape emerged after her pregnancy test and Muslim elders in the village issued a fatwa insisting that the girl be kept in isolation until her family agreed to corporal punishment.

Her rapist was pardoned by the elders. She said the rapist had "spoiled" her life. "I want justice," she said.

JOKE: A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk.

"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."