Felon Says "I'm Gonna Sue"

A West Virginia man who has been busted numerous times for intoxication from breathing paint fumes and whose iconic mug shot has gained him worldwide infamy is considering legal action against companies that have placed his image on products without his permission.

The photo of the 45-year-old Patrick Tribett, whose face was partially covered with gold spray paint, has appeared in countless publications worldwide. While uncomfortable with this exposure, Tribett is focusing on firms that have placed his photo on t-shirts, coffee mugs, and other items offered for sale.

His attorney, H. John Rogers, is reportedly preparing federal lawsuits against several companies that have sold merchandise featuring Tribett's photo, including Amazon.com, Cafe Press, and Hot Toys, a Chinese manufacturer. T-shirts with Tribett's photo (and the phrase "I wanna know where da gold at") are currently being sold on Zazzle.com for about $20 (though the site offers a volume discount if you order more than 10 shirts). Tribett, who has been clean for about two months, did not respond to a message left for him at Lazarus House, a Wheeling recovery facility where he resides.

JOKE: TIGER WOODS

The Prime Minister of Israel, sent a proposal to the College of Cardinals at the Vatican for a friendly game of golf to be played between the two leaders or their representatives to demonstrate the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Catholics and the Jews.

The Pope then met with his College of Cardinals to discuss the proposal.

"Your Holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show that you are old and unable to compete. I am afraid that this would tarnish our image in the world."

The Pope thought about this and since he had never held a golf club in his life asked "Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?"

"None who plays golf very well," a Cardinal replied."But," he added, "There is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer, who is a devout Catholic. We can arrange to make him a Cardinal, and then ask him to play Mr.Sharon as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we will also win the match."

Everyone agreed that this was a great idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and he agreed to play as a representative of the Pope.

The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. "This is Cardinal Nicklaus. I have some good news and some bad news, Holiness," said the golfer.

"Tell me the good news, Cardinal Nicklaus," said the Pope.

"Well, Your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I have played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above.

My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous."

"How can there be bad news?" the Pope asked.

Nicklaus sighed, "I lost by three strokes to Rabbi Tiger Woods!"

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JOKE: the fishing Trip

Willard and his buddies were discussing an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, Willard had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.

The following week when Willard's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Willard . He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Willard?"

"I didn't have to," Willard replied.

"Last night the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."

"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me
to the bed and you can do whatever you want!'

"So, HERE I AM."

ty Foxy Lady