JOKE: the Southern gentleman

After the Southern gentleman had been served his whiskey in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he called the waitress back and said, "Miss, would y'all give me a piece of ass?"

The waitress thought, "That's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" but it was a slow night, and he was kind of cute, so she just smiled and replied, "Sure, what the hell! Why not? Let's go!"

Later, when they returned, he sat down at the same table and she asked him with a grin, "And will there be anything else, sir?"

"Well, yes, ma'am," replied the tourist. "Y'see, where ah come from, we lack our bourbon 'n watuh real cold, so ah still need a piece uh ass for mah drink!"

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Ask for Extra Meat, Get Marijuana at this Florida Subway Shop

Authorities said lettuce, spinach and peppers weren't the only greens available at a local Subway.

Undercover investigators for the St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office said a sandwich artist was doubling as a drug dealer at the fast-food restaurant in the 1900 block of U.S. 1, Fort Pierce. The investigators said Elizabeth Hunt, 47, would slip a bag of marijuana to customers who asked for extra meat with their subs. They said Hunt gave them two grams of marijuana on two occasions last month when they used the code. The investigators dropped $10 into the tip jar for each purchase, according to her affidavit.

Hunt, of the 600 block of Grand Club Place, Fort Pierce, was being held Thursday in lieu of $55,000 bail on two charges of sale and delivery of marijuana within 1,000 feet of a convenience store, possession of marijuana with intent to sell within 1,000 feet of a convenience store and possession of drug paraphernalia.

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