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JOKE: A recent college graduate took a job....

A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. Thinking it would make the trip more bearable, he invited several coworkers to share the ride. However, the commute actually got more stressful, especially the trips through the tunnels. He consulted the company doctor.

"Doc," the frustrated commuter complained, "I'm fine on the bridges, in the traffic, in the day and at night, and even when Joe forgets to bathe all week. But now, when I get in the tunnels with those four other guys crowded into the car, I get anxious and dizzy, and I feel like I'm going to explode."

Without further analysis, the doctor announced he had diagnosed the ailment.

"What is it, Doc? Am I going insane?"

"No, no, no, my boy. You have something that is becoming more and more common."

"Tell me! What is it?"

"You have what is known as Carpool Tunnel Syndrome."

Man Pleads Guilty Again In Another Animal-Sex Case

James Tait, 58, who was convicted of trespassing at an Enumclaw, Washington farm where a man was fatally injured while having sex with a horse in 2005, has pleaded guilty to having sex with animals on a Tennessee farm.

Tait pleaded guilty to engaging in sexual activity with animals, said Maury County Detective Sgt. Terry Chandler. Tait was given credit for the time he had already spent in jail and was released on probation. He is under supervision by state probation authorities, Chandler said

Tait was arrested and charged in October with another man, Kenny Thomason, 44, who lived with Tait. Thomason pleaded guilty to the same charge in Maury County Circuit Court on Tuesday, Chandler said. Thomason was also placed on probation.

Chandler said that Thomason owns the farm and the animals - 13 horses, Shetland ponies, goats and dogs. Chandler said that it appears the two men had been having sex with the ponies and dogs as well as well as larger horses.

Chandler believes that the farm was being advertised as some sort of bestiality destination. Chandler said that detectives have recovered several videotapes of men having sex with animals on the farm. "We do have video, we just don't know who they [the other men] are," Chandler said.

When Enumclaw police searched Tait's rented Enumclaw farm in July 2005 they found hundreds of videotapes depicting men having sex with horses. One video showed a 45-year-old Gig Harbor man having sex with a horse shortly before he died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1583009,00.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/theblotter/2010724059_former_washington_state_man_pl.html