A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout lady of the evening catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the lady of the evening, "How much?"
Lady of the evening replies, "It starts at $500 for manual manipulation."
Guy says, "$500 dollars! For manual manipulation! No manual manipulation is worth that kind of money!"
The lady of the evening says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
"Yes."
"Well," says the lady of the evening, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give manual manipulation that's worth $500."
Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the best manual manipulation of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose oral manipulation is $1,000?"
The lady of the evening replies, "$1,500."
"$1,500? No oral manipulation could be worth that".
The lady of the evening replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give oral manipulation that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific manual manipulation, says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can't believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.
He asks the lady of the evening, "How much for conventional coupling?"
The lady of the evening says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the lady of the evening replies, "but I would if I were a female."
