JOKE: An American in Scotland

An American businessman in walked into a Glasgow restaurant and asked the waitress, "What's the special?"

"R-r-r-r-roast and r-r-r-r-rice," the Scottish miss replied in her heavy brogue.

"You sure do roll your R's," said the businessman.

She blushed. "Oh, that's because I'm wearing these new high heels!"

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