JOKE: Condoms and Dramamine

A man wanted to take his girl friend on a last-minute two-week cruise, but his travel agent could only get him reservations for a three-day cruise. He badly needed some points, so he booked it anyway and headed to the drugstore to buy Dramamine and condoms. The next day, his travel agent called him and reported that he had found them a one-week cruise. "Great, I'll take it!" he said and returned to the same pharmacy to buy more Dramamine and more condoms. The third day, his travel agent called him yet again, saying that someone had just cancelled their two-week cruise and he could get it for them. The man was elated and, of course, he headed back to the drugstore for even more Dramamine and condoms. The pharmacist looked at him sympathetically. "Look, buddy, I'm not trying to pry, but if it makes you nauseous, why do you keep doing it?"

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Peach the tiniest police dog

Meet Japan's newest police dog -- all 6 lb of her.

In what is a first for Japan and perhaps the world, a long-haired Chihuahua named "Momo" -- "Peach" -- passed exams to become a police dog in the western Japanese prefecture of Nara.

The brown-and-white, perky Momo was one of 32 successful candidates out of 70 dogs, passing a search and rescue test by finding a person in five minutes after merely sniffing their cap.

"Any breed of dog can be entered to become a police dog in the search and rescue division," said a Nara police spokesman.

But he admitted that news a Chihuahua had been entered may still come as a surprise to many.

"It's quite unusual," he said.

Television footage showed the 7-year-old Momo bounding across grass or sitting proudly, long hair blowing in the breeze.

Momo will be used for rescue operations in case of disasters such as earthquakes, in the hope that she may be able to squeeze her tiny frame into places too narrow for more usual rescue dogs, which tend to be German Shepherds.

The public response to the news of Momo's selection took police by surprise, the spokesman said, adding: "The phone's been ringing all afternoon."

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Man charged with killing woman for taking phone call during sex

A Milwaukee man was charged Tuesday with strangling a woman over the Thanksgiving weekend because she took a phone call while they were having sex.

Garron Lewis, 46, faces a single count of first-degree intentional homicide in the death of Sharron D. Dorsey. 44.

According to a criminal complaint:

Dorsey was found dead Saturday afternoon in a home in the 1500 block of S. Union St. by her daughter. Dorsey's body was on a bed in the basement, clad in her underwear. Medical examiners determined she had been strangled and was dead for some time.

Later Saturday, a man told police Lewis had come to his house crying and confessed to killing Dorsey with a belt for talking to someone else while the two were in bed. Lewis then also admitted to police he had killed Dorsey after first threatening her life, the complaint says.