Sunday, July 31, 2011
JOKE: Sell My Stuff
One lazy Sunday morning Joanie and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."
Joanie looked at me intently and said: "Cedric, what makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
VIDEO: Chimpanzee looks after tiger cubs in Thai zoo
A young chimpanzee has become the unlikely substitute mother for a group of tiger cubs in a Thai zoo.
Dodo, the two-and-a-half-year-old chimpanzee, was trained to feed the cubs from a bottle of milk, and has been doing the job for about a year.
But keepers say the cubs will soon outgrow Dodo and they will have to be separated.
Rescued fox reared with pet dog
A fox, rescued as a cub in east Yorkshire,England thinks it is a dog after being brought up with a Jack Russell.
Tod, the fox, and Eva, the dog, go for walks together around Beverley. Phil and Georgina Walker hand-reared Tod after his mother died.
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