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A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, "What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?"

The doctor replied, "It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs."

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German surgeons remove huge tumor from woman's mouth

Specialist surgeons have performed an incredible transformation on a 21-year-old patient, after removing a 14 pound tumor from her mouth.

The 21-year-old Ethiopian-born patient, identified only as Tsehay, was so deformed by the 10-inch wide tumor she could barely eat or swallow water.

Lead surgeon Peter Cornelius from Bamberg, Germany, explained: "The operation to remove the tumor took three hours. It was complicated as so much of the lower face was disfigured by it. Only then were we able to reconstruct her face."

The young woman faces more reconstructive surgery to rebuild her face but said she was delighted with the result, saying: "They not only saved my life, they have given me a future as well."

Man Shot Twice In Head Runs From Gunman, Survives

A man who was shot two times in the head on Friday was able to run away from the gunman and seek help at a neighbor's house, police said.

Investigators said the shooting happened inside of a car parked along Bedworth Street in Rostraver, Pennsylvania.

"It was a robbery-type scenario where the suspect demanded money from the victim and shots were fired," said Rostraver Police Chief Gregory Resetar.

Police said Travis Kenny was able to escape the car and run to a nearby home to get help after he was shot.

"We were watching TV in bed and I heard 2 gunshots and a guy yelling, 'Help me, help me. I've been shot in the head,'" said Rob Cooper. "He come beating down my door. So I opened the door, let him in and I called 911 and they came and helped him out."

The criminal complaint stated the police later arrested Philip Mercurio, 19, in connection with the shooting. Investigators said after firing at Kenny, Mercurio went back to the car and shoved the gun into the head of an 18-year-old girl.

"The gunman pointed a firearm at the driver and demanded that she drive away," Resetar said.

Mercurio is the son of a Pittsburgh narcotics officer.

Kenny was taken to the hospital and is expected to be OK. Mercurio faces attempted homicide charges. Police said the teen shot Resetar over $150.