COOL DOG ROXY..PARKOUR TRAINED

Parkour (sometimes also abbreviated to PK) or l'art du d�placement ^[1] (English: the art of moving) is the physical discipline of training to overcome any obstacle within one's path by adapting one's movements to the environment.^[2] It's a non-competitive, physical discipline of French origin in which participants run along a route, attempting to negotiate obstacles in the most efficient way possible, as if moving in an emergency situation. Skills such as jumping and climbing, or the more specific parkour moves are employed. The object of parkour is to get from one place to another using only the human body and the objects in the environment. The obstacles can be anything in one's environment, but parkour is often seen practiced in urban areas because of the many suitable public structures available such as buildings and rails.

Police Chase Coke Machine and Thief

A Tennessee man is behind bars after leading deputies on a high-speed chase while dragging a soda machine behind his car. According to investigators, Nicholas Nunley hooked a Coke machine to the back of his truck and took off from the Riceville Dollar General early Wednesday morning.

An eyewitness saw it all happen and called 911. Within minutes deputies were hot on Nunley's trail.

Deputies stayed with Nunley as he raced down the county roads, the Coke machine attached to his truck, sparks flying. Eventually the machine broke off of his truck, but Nunley kept on going.

"The gentleman told our officers that he was needing some money," said McMinn County Sheriff Steve Frisbie.

Sheriff Frisbie says there wasn't even much in the machine. "It's a machine that sits out front, I wouldn't think a whole lot of change is gonna be in there," said Sheriff Frisbie.

Deputies chased Nunley for nearly five miles before he pulled over and deputies were quick to block him in with their vehicles.

Thief in Hospital Gown Flees Wal-Mart on Motorized Scooter

A Smithfield man allegedly stole cash from his ex-girlfriend after she offered to pay for his prescription medication and then fled from the retail store where the robbery occurred on a motorized cart, all while he was clothed in a hospital gown.

State police said Craig Owen David Jr., 32, was charged Wednesday before Magisterial District Judge Joseph M. George Jr. with robbery and disorderly conduct following the bizarre incident in the Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lot Tuesday evening.

According to Cpl. Chuck Frey, the incident occurred shortly after 7 p.m. when David's ex-girlfriend, Misty Shriver of Smithfield, apparently met him at Wal-Mart to give him money to purchase a prescription.

Trooper Ozzie Mills said that when Shriver pulled out a $10 bill to give to David, he grabbed the cash as well as two $20 bills and then fled from her.

Advertisement Frey said that Shriver went to an employee and reported that she had been robbed, however David, who had been released from a local hospital earlier in the day, was making his getaway across the parking lot on a motorized scooter for disabled customers that is owned by store.

The incident comes just four days after David was charged with simple assault and harassment following an altercation with his parents, Craig David Sr. and Darla David, at a residence on Morgantown Road in Smithfield Friday night.

David was placed in the Fayette County Prison on $20,000 straight cash bond following his arraignment Wednesday.

A preliminary hearing for David will be held Wednesday before George.

Woman Arrested After Biting Off Boyfriend's Lip With New Year's Kiss

One of the first crimes committed in Dallas in 2010 was a particularly gruesome act of family violence, according to police.
Dallas Woman Bit Off Boyfriend's Lip During New Year's Kiss

Kerri Lyn Smith About midnight on New Year's Eve, Kerri Lyn Smith, 41, was kissing her boyfriend of four years in Far North Dallas when Smith bit the man's bottom lip and tore it off his face, according to police documents.

The man was able to push Smith away and call 911. He told officers Smith bit him suddenly and began yelling at him. It's unclear what would have prompted Smith to do such a thing.

Police officers called to the 18900 block of Lina Street near Rosemeade Parkway and the Dallas North Tollway saw part of the lip on the ground, police documents said.

The man, who has a 2-year-old son with Smith, told police he did not want to press charges. Officers arrested her anyway on a charge of aggravated assault/family violence.

The man was treated at a Plano hospital.

JOKE: the Wedding Night

A young couple were in their honeymoon suite
on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right and don't forget it," said the husband.

"I'm the man in this family."

With that, she flipped him her panties and said,
"Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants."

She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's
going to be until your damn attitude changes!"