►WHIRLED GNUS◄: Dec 8, 2011

Thursday, December 8, 2011

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing, when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness Monster.

In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air.Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me?"

"Come on, God, give me a break," the man pleaded! "Two minutes ago, I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!"

VIDEO: One-Handed MMA Fighter Nick Newell Wins Match

Nick Newell is the famous one armed MMA fighter. But don’t let the lack of a left hand fool you. The professional Muay Thai figher and wrestler came into the fight with Denis Hernandez with a perfect record of 5-0.

Still, as the match starts, it may seem that Nick is, well, disadvantaged. But don’t let looks deceive you. He’s a beast and kicks some serious butt very quickly. He gives the whole ‘hand tied behind your back’ phrase a whole new meaning.

VIDEO: Meeting a Bear in the Woods

A close encounter with a bear makes this mtn. biker pedal a little bit faster…

Keep your eyes on the right side of the screen, about 0:22 into the video.

VIDEO: Puppy Fenton vs. Ice Cube LOL

VIDEO: Car plows through restaurant window after driver mistakes accelerator for brake

Surveillance cameras inside Surati Farsan Mart in San Diego, California captured the moment the vehicle crashed into the diner.

Patrons ran can be seen running for cover as the silver car mounted the curb and smashed through the window, crashing through chairs and tables before coming to a halt inside.

One person who was leaving the restaurant was struck by the vehicle, but walked away with only minor injuries. Two others also suffered slight injuries.

The driver of the car is seen emerging from the vehicle as shocked staff look on and pick up tables and chairs.

Police said the driver was not hurt, and apparently mistook the accelerator pedal for the brake.

It is not yet known if the driver will be charged for the incident, which took place on Friday.

VIDEO: Time Lapse Traffic in Frenetic Saigon

Saigon is an amazing up and coming city.

This time lapse is a culmination of 10,000 images and multiple shoots capturing some of the cities relentless energy and pace of change.

VIDEO: Encabulator Transmission..Pure Hogwash But Hilarious

Many, Many, Many years ago....

Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty automatic transmission business. They were getting ready to tape their first introductory video. As a warm up, the stage crew began what has become a legend within the training industry.

This man should have won an academy award for his stellar performance. Now remember and keep in mind, this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down. Nothing he says is true. He had NO script! This was a rehearsal for camera, lighting and stage crew. It's all total meaningless drivel made up as he goes along.