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Pennsylvania man tried to revive dead possum; alcohol likely involved

Police said a man will be charged with public drunkenness after several witnesses saw him attempting to resuscitate a road-killed opossum.

State police said they charged Donald Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, Jefferson County, after they arrived at the scene on Route 36 in Oliver Township around 3 p.m. Thursday.

A news release from police does not state how he was trying to revive the opossum.

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Real-life crime took on a new meaning for an intrepid TV reporter who tried to interview a motorist who'd been stopped by traffic police.

The furious motorist took out her fury on the newsgirl, slapping her repeatedly and wrenching her hair by the roadside in Guizhou, southern China. It didn't end well for the driver. She got a ticket for speeding and then picked up a fine for assault.

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JOKE: BILL and SAM

Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Bill didn't show up.

Sam didn't think much about it and figured
maybe he had a cold or something.

But after Bill hadn't shown up
for a week or so, Sam really got worried.

However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill , but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat
Bill!

Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bill , what in the world happened to you?'

Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'

'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Mary , that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?'

'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.

ty Patty