VIDEO: 5 BEST BABY LAUGHS

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Got a man, call him my boyfriend
Think Im falling in love
Only man that gives me things
That I am worthy of

Hugs me and holds me, kisses my softly
Calls me back right away
Communicates his feelings to me
And cares what I have to say

He says: Baby I love you, baby I need you
Never gonna let you go
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping
And to Broadway shows

Talk to him like he is a girlfriend
Slumber party every night
Ive never been so happy before
Hes almost Mr. Right

But I think hes hot and I think hes sweet
And I think hes gay and I think hes neat
Okay okay said my boyfriends gay
But what does it matter anyway
He hasnt come out of the closet yet
Til then Ill take all I can get

He doesnt think I know but I know
I know Ive always known
He doesnt think it shows but it shows
For sure its always shown
You might think its a little sad
But hes the best lover that Ive ever had

At night when were lying in bed hes not hard
Its okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more
Than a pound to be good in bed
You dont know the meaning of rock your world
Til youve been with a guy who thinks like girl

He lies and says that hes on meds
Thats why hes never stiff
When I ask if hes not into me
He always says As if!

But the way he makes up for his shortcomings
Just could not be finer
Cause my new best friend is his tongue
And his is my vagina

He reappears from under the covers
Lookin like hes been to war
Hes drenched in sweat he catches his breathe
Then he heads back down for more

Afterwards hes never tired
He just wants to talk
And cuddle me until I sleep
Then he takes his dog for a walk

Someday hell come out and Ill be happy for him when he does
But I know Ill be sad and I'll be thinking of what was
Someday this fairy tale will come to an end
Cause his fairy tail will find a like minded friend

He doesnt think I know but I know
I know Ive always known
He doesnt think it shows but it shows
For sure its always shown
You dont need no penetration
When you got a good dose of overcompensation

At night when were lying in bed hes not hard
Its okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more
Than a pound to be good in bed
You dont know the meaning of slot machine
Til youve been with a king who thinks like a queen

I know it's not forever but that's okay
Cause I'm his girlfriend, and he's my gay!

VIDEO:Heart Warming Tale of a Deformed Dog

Just like the Disney character 'Bambi,' a little puppy at the Greenville County Humane Society had a hard time standing up on her own. The Labrador retriever mix started out life fine. She was quickly adopted out at the Humane Society. But a few weeks later, the adopter had to bring her back. The puppy had gone through a sudden growth spurt. Her bones had outgrown her muscles.

A veterinarian agreed to perform a medical procedure she'd never done before on Bambi. The idea was to wrap heavy bandages and splints around the little pup's legs. If it worked, the legs would straighten while they grew. If it didn't, they'd have to think of another course of treatment. After several weeks of wearing what looked like casts and eating a special diet, it was time to unwrap the bandages. To everyone's surprise, Bambi's legs straightened. They were weak, but straight as an arrow. Now, it was time for Bambi to be up for adoption a second time.

Then one day Melissa Henderson walked into the shelter looking for a puppy. The staff told her about Bambi and she went to see the little pup while she was being given a bath. "I lost my leg 10 years ago in a motorcycle accident," Henderson said. "Losing my leg changed my life a lot. It gave me a lot of gratitude. I thank God every day for the loss of my leg because of the many blessings that have come out of it."

Henderson has fully recovered and now wears a prosthetic leg. She said Bambi went through a lot of things she had to in life, so she adopted Bambi that day. Henderson said she got a sign from God that this adoption was meant to be when she was filling out the adoption paperwork and saw Bambi's birthday was the same day as hers, Aug. 28. Bambi will be putting her newly corrected legs to good use. Henderson is a volunteer coordinator for a Gentiva Hospice. She is training Bambi to be a pet therapy dog for hospice patients. She will be the first dog in that hospice's history to meet with patients.

JOKE: A journalist was researching General George Armstrong Custer

80 years after Little Big Horn, an East Coast journalist began research on George Armstrong Custer. A friend told him that an Indian that lived through that experience was still living and furthermore remembered EVERY event of his long life. The journalist visited Chief Big Eagle, who now lived in a small town in Pennsylvania. When he arrived and stated his purpose, the Chief agreed to answer his questions.

"On what day of the week did the event take place? "

-- "Wednesday"

"What was Custer wearing?"

-- "Black uniform.. ceremony sword.. old hat"

"What did Custer eat for breakfast?"

-- "Eggs"

The journalist was skeptical and figured anyone could make up these answers. He left, and never published his article.

Ten years later, the journalist was by coincidence driving through the same small town, and decided to see if the old Chief was still living. To his surprise, he was.

As the journalist walked in he raised his hand in the air and said, "How!"

"Over easy, with potatoes on the side," said the chief.