JOKE: An Arab walked into a Jewish delicatessen

An Arab walked into a Jewish delicatessen and asked the price of a corned beef sandwich. The owner, not exactly thrilled with Arabs, said, "Twenty dollars."

"Great. I'll take four." He returned the next day and ordered four pastrami sandwiches.

"That'll be two hundred dollars." The Arab gladly paid the full amount. The third day, the Arab saw a sign on the delicatessen door: "No Jews allowed!"

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Naomi Campbell in race row after being compared to Cadbury chocolate bar

Cadbury is facing the prospect of a black consumer boycott after it compared Naomi Campbell to a chocolate bar in a new advertising campaign. The supermodel is incensed that Cadbury used her name in the strap line to promote its new chocolate bar called Bliss, accusing the company of racism. The ad says: "Move over Naomi, there's a new diva in town."

Campbell has revealed she is considering "every option available" after Cadbury, owned by the US giant Kraft, refused to pull the ad campaign, which ran in newspapers last week: "I am shocked. It's upsetting to be described as chocolate, not just for me, but for all black women and black people. I do not find any humour in this. It is insulting and hurtful." The model's mother, Valerie Morris, backed her daughter, saying: "I'm deeply upset by this racist advert. Do these people think they can insult black people and we just take it? This is the 21st century, not the 1950s. Shame on Cadbury."

Disgust at the ad prompted members of the public to complain to the campaign group Operation Black Vote (OBV), which has called for Cadbury to apologise. OBV's Simon Woolley said that without an apology, the "only recourse black people have is not to buy its chocolate". He has written to the American civil rights activists Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson to ask them to mobilise the country's Afro-American population. Mr Woolley said that, for black people, being likened to chocolate was as bad as being called a golliwog.

"Racism in the playground starts with black children being called 'chocolate bar'. At best, this is insensitive, and at worst it demonstrates Cadbury's utter disregard for causing offence. Its lack of apology just adds insult to injury. The Eurocentric joke is not funny to black people." A spokesperson for Cadbury insisted that the campaign was "a light-hearted take on the social pretensions of Cadbury Dairy Milk Bliss". He added later, however, that the campaign was "no longer in circulation ... we have no plans to repeat the campaign."

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