JOKE: A little boy walks into his parents room...

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts,worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him.

The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time." says the boy.

"Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right backup."

Girl, 10, says baby sitters made her view porn, watch them have sex

A 10-year-old child said she was scared to say "no" to her two baby sitters when they asked the child to watch them have sex and view a pornographic movie, according to prosecutors.

Seneca Ryan, 31, and Stacey Conklin, 22, both of Weston,Wisconsin were charged Monday in Marathon County Circuit Court with exposing a child to harmful material and three counts of causing a child to view or listen to sexual activity. Each faces up to a 41-year prison sentence if convicted on all counts.
The girl's mother asked Ryan and Conklin to watch the child July 8 through July 10 at their Weston home while she was moving into a new apartment, according to police. The child told investigators that on July 8, she asked a question about the appropriateness of a sex act, and Ryan and Conklin demonstrated for about 30 minutes how to use sex accessories, according to a criminal complaint.

Later that night, the child was invited to watch Ryan and Conklin have sex for more than 90 minutes, police said. The child said she again was made to watch sexual acts July 9.

During Monday's court hearing, Marathon County Assistant District Attorney Tamera Hansen said the child was afraid to not watch the sexual acts because Ryan spanked the child in the past.
The child also said that Ryan once put furry handcuffs and shackles on the child's legs when she misbehaved, according to the complaint.
Ryan and Conklin's attorneys tried to convince Marathon County Circuit Court Judge Jill Falstad that their clients should not be held in the Marathon County Jail.

Attorney Ryan Lister argued that Ryan works 60 hours a week and can't afford to lose a good job. Attorney Peter Rotter told Falstad that Conklin is scheduled to undergo a colonoscopy and an endoscopy on Friday to resolve an ongoing medical issue.

Falstad was not swayed, and ordered both Ryan and Conklin held in jail on $15,000 cash bonds.

Retired Insurance Exec Accused of Having Sex with Dog

An Aventura man was arrested on Friday and charged with having sex with his dog, a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley. Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, was booked into a Miami-Dade jail on a charge of animal cruelty, a third-degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

Pacher's veterinarian in Gainesville reported him to police after an office worker called him to reschedule eye surgery for the 2 �-year-old dog and Pacher talked about sex, according to an arrest warrant.

``She doesn't seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it's because I haven't been as energetic lately and that's why she's not enjoying it,'' he allegedly told the staffer when she asked about the dog's health, the arrest warrant said.

Later, at the clinic, a veterinarian concluded that the spayed dog's body had evidence of forced sexual activity, the warrant said. The doctor said the evidence could not have come from another dog, the warrant said.

Pacher's attorney, Jeffrey Weiner, said his client denies making the comment, and the allegation. He said the employee misunderstood a wisecrack.

``I'm quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I'm really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions,'' Weiner said. ``I expect my client will be full vindicated.''

Boy stops growing on Dwarf Street

Parents of a boy who has failed to grow after being born on Dwarf Street claim the name has jinxed their child.

Four-year-old Liu Chengrui weighs just 11lb, and is two foot tall. The Chinese family's life savings have been spent on hospital treatment, but with no medical explanation found they believe their son has been affected by the bizarre name, and want the local council in Wuhan to change it.

Father Lu Chengrui said: "We have tried everything and nothing works. I'm now convinced that my son will end up as a dwarf unless we get the name of the street changed.

"It was irresponsible of the council to choose such a silly name. All the other children born at the same time are growing quickly, but my son has stayed the same. He has sunken eyes and thin limbs. Liu is so thin that his limbs are like chopsticks," he added.

Dead Biker Found Shot After Collision With Deer

Pennsylvania State Police are trying to piece together the puzzling death of a motorcyclist from Export, Westmoreland County.

"I've never seen an accident like this," Chief Deputy Coroner Paul Cycak told Channel 4 Action News reporter Jennifer Miele.

Cycak said state troopers saw a dead deer on Route 819 in Salem Township, and a wrecked bike with 47-year-old William Mark Amos underneath it, and they thought the man died from injuries he suffered in a crash Friday morning.

Amos, who was not wearing a helmet, was pronounced dead at the scene about 100 yards south of Ridge Road.

But when they lifted the 1982 Harley Davidson off Amos' body, they found a gun belonging to Amos -- and then discovered a bullet wound in the back of his head.

"There was a fracture to the rear of his head, and the gun laying on the ground. We decided to collect other evidence and send him for autopsy," Cycak said.

Cycak said the leg injuries that were caused by the bike crash would have been painful but not fatal, so police and the coroner are still trying to figure out how Amos ended up dead.

While a self-inflicted wound is possible, the coroner said it isn't common for such a gunshot to happen in the rear of the head.

State police will try to learn where Amos was before the crash happened, and they will examine his driving gloves for the presence of any gunshot residue. Blood work has also been sent for analysis.

Man's house has been hit six times by meteorites, claims aliens are targeting him

A Bosnian man whose house has been hit six times by meteorites claims aliens are targetting him. The white-hot rocks have hammered Radivoje Lajic's house repeatedly since 2007, forcing him to reinforce the roof of his Gornji Lajici home with a steel girder.

Experts at Belgrade University have confirmed that all the rocks he has produced are meteorites, but Lajic believes their trajectory is no accident, claiming: "I am obviously being targeted by aliens."

He continued: "I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense.

"The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate. If you rule out the possible - then the impossible must be true." Lajic has had so many visitors to his house that he plans to erect a small museum in his back garden.

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