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You Could Be a Redneck If You..Get Married at Bass Pro Shop

Couples wed, renew vows at Bass Pro Shops

Bass Pro Shops hosted "Will You Marry Me?" wedding ceremonies Saturday at the Savannah Georgia Mall.

The couples that wed included Melissa and Brandon Davis, the contest's grand prize winners, along side of Greg and Connie Burdeshaw and Kevin and Tonia Fadden.

Morning radio co-hosts Country 106.9 Mike Miller and Laura Anderson stood as best man and matron of honor, as family and friends circled around the couples who wed in front of the huge bass tank in Bass Pro Shops. The ceremony also included live music from local artist Michelle Aspen.

As the contest winners, Melissa and Brandon Davis received a wedding package that included wedding bands, wedding cake, a romantic dinner on the Savannah waterfront, a honeymoon night at a Savannah hotel and more, according to Country 106.9.

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VIDEO: Remember this Great Vid? Here's the Story Behind it

Laughing quads are marking a decade of mischief.

The Mathias quads still laugh a lot. Not in perfect unison, but with the undeniable joy of youngsters in a house full of love and animals and look-alike siblings who hatch mischief together.

The identical quadruplets, who giggled their way into the hearts of millions as babies on "America's Funniest Home Videos," are about to turn 10 (on Feb. 16).

Grace, Emily, Mary Claire and Anna are still having fun. The famous video featured the four babies sprawled in bed around their mother, Allison, and cackling at the funny faces made by the man behind the camera, dad Steve.

Years later, people still can't get enough of it. One YouTube version has received nearly a million hits in the past year alone.

JOKE: the Duck Hunter and the Game Warden

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending." He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?"

The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting license?"

The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington state hunting license. The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?"

The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting license. The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, "This here's an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting license?"

Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter produced the appropriate license. The warden, a little miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to the hunter and said, "You've got all of these licenses, just where the hell are you from?"

The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said "You're so smart, YOU tell ME!"