JOKE: an old Russian woman was riding on a bus

Years ago, an old Russian woman was riding on a bus so crowded that she had to stand, holding her heavy packages. Finally, someone got off and she grabbed the empty seat. "Thank God," she breathed with relief.
The man in the seat beside her said, "Excuse me, comrade, but we are an atheist society. You should say, 'Thank Stalin,' not 'Thank God.' "
"You're right, of course" she replied. "Thank Stalin." She was silent for a moment and then said, "Comrade, I've had a terrible thought. What will we say when Stalin dies?"
The man replied, "In that case, I think we'll all say 'Thank God!' "

JOKE: the Rorschach test

A psychiatrist, administering a Rorschach test, showed his patient the first ink blot and asked, "What do you see here?"

The patient replied, "A naked woman!"

He showed him another ink blot and asked, "What about this one?"

The patient replied again, "A naked woman!" And a third, and a fourth, fifth, and sixth ink blot, it was always the same: "A naked woman." The psychiatrist said, "Now I see your problem -- you're obsessed with sex!"

The patient replied, "Me?! You're the one with the dirty pictures!"

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