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She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."

The priest chuckles and says, "That's not so serious, Sister Bernadette. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, and do five cartwheels on your way to the altar."

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Serial butt slasher attacking women shoppers in Virginia stores

Suspect is caught on surveillance video after Monday's attack at a Forever 21 store in Virginia.

Police in Virginia are on the hunt for a suspected serial butt slasher after a spate of brazen attacks on young women in stores filled with other shoppers.

In the most recent attack, an 18-year-old woman was slashed through her denim shorts with a box cutter or razor in the Forever 21 store at the Fair Oaks Mall Monday evening, Police spokesperson Lucy Caldwell told reporters.

She was first distracted by the sound of falling clothes.

The attack mirrors four similar incidents around Fairfax County since February with the same MO - a distraction just before the slasher struck. All of the victims were women in their late teens or early twenties.

"He slashes them with a cutting knife or razor - across the buttocks," Caldwell told NBC11 television news.

Police are looking for a suspect caught on surveillance camera just after Monday's attack, described as a heavy Hispanic male, approximately 5-foot-6 and in his late twenties or early thirties.

A former FBI profiler told Virginia's News & Messenger that there is a danger the serial attacker could escalate the level of violence.

"The dangerous thing here is he's actually hurting women," Gregg McCrary told the newspaper. "He's already crossed that threshold into physical contact.

"But this is a good news-bad news situation. He'll just keep doing this until he's caught and by keeping on doing this, he'll be caught."

Mich. boy killed and eaten by dog; mother and her boyfriend charged

LINCOLN PARK, Mich. - While 5-year-old Michigan boy Kyle Holland slept in his Lincoln Park home last July, he was killed and partially eaten by a dog believed to be part wolf.

The dog was kept inside the house.

Kyle's mother, Debralynn Holland, 29, and her live in boyfriend, Earl Adkins, 35, pleaded not guilty in 25th District Court Wednesday afternoon to several charges including manslaughter, reports CBS station WWJ.

The defense says it will focus on two key issues: that scientific data regarding these animals' temperament cannot conclusively predict behavior, and that the dog was not a hybrid wolf.

"I don't think there's going to be any proof, to my knowledge, that the animal was a dangerous animal," said Daniel Blank who is representing Adkins.

"I think the issue's going to be is it inherently dangerous as a result of whether it's a wolf hybrid or not, and we're going to be disputing that," he said.

Wayne County Prosecutor Raj Prasad said Kyle, who was physically disabled, was attacked and the animal ate his hip area.

Both Holland and Adkins are out on bond, and police say they face separate charges stemming from a dozen marijuana plants being grown in Adkins' basement.