Saturday, July 16, 2011
JOKE: Things You Don't Want to Hear A Woman Say
"My lease is up next month; can I move in with you?"
"My parents are so excited to meet you."
"I'm gonna stop counting calories and just enjoy life."
"I thought I was your best friend."
"I'm gonna cut my hair really short."
"Have you seen my birth control pills? I haven't taken them in weeks."
"You're my first ...white guy."
"Did you go to a strip club?" "You should come to bible study with me."
"Let's take a class together."
"I just went through your emails -- who's Marissa?"
"How come we never chat when you're at work?"
"Do you think about me when you pleasure yourself?"
"I got the weekend off so we can spend even more time together."
"Do you think my sister's pretty?"
VIDEO: Dutch TV of 984 ft. Tower Burns and Collapses
The top section of a radio and TV broadcasting tower in the Dutch town of Hoogersmilde has collapsed following a fire.
Before the collapse, the 984 feet high (300m) Hoogersmilde tower was one of the tallest in the Netherlands. No one was injured in the collapse and the cause of the fire is unknown.
Fire also broke out at a broadcasting tower in the central town of Lopik last night. As of yet no connection between the two blazes has been established.
Large parts of the Netherlands have been left without over-the-air FM radio due to the twin transmission tower troubles, reports BBC.
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