A young Swedish-American couple had the same last name. At the marriage license bureau, the clerk began to fill out the license form. "Your name?" he asked the prospective bridegroom. "Ole Yohanson."
"And your name?" he asked the prospective bride. 
"Any relation?" asked the clerk.
"Yust vunce," blushed Hilda. "Ve yust couldn't vait any longer!"
