The Pope and the President of Taco Bell were talking one day. The Taco Bell man says, "we will give you one million dollars if you change one word in the Lords Prayer. We want you to change the word bread to taco."
The Pope says, "no my people in Rome wouldn't go for that."
The man from Taco Bell says "how about one billion dollars?"
The Pope say's, "no we couldn't do that."
The Taco Bell president not to be denied says.."ok, final offer: "one trillion dollars."
The Pope's eyes lite up and he say's "ok."
The Pope goes to Rome and say's "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is we just made one trillion dollars, the bad news is we just lost the Wonder Bread account."
