

Seven-Hundred-Ten:
A few days ago I was having some work done at the local auto dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.
He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there!"
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, 'Now you stay. Do you hear me?'"Stay Stay"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said,
Why don't you just put it in "PARK"? !!!!!this joke comes from my wonderful friend Rock 'n Roll..thank Diane!